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Thursday, January 02, 2014

President Obie

In 1967, folk singer Arlo Guthrie played a song on a left-wing New York City radio station that was supposed to sum up the cultural difference between the culture and the counterculture.

On one side of the moral equation in Alice’s Restaurant you had Office Obie and the nameless army officers who were rulebound fascists and on the other side you had the easygoing hippies who believed in community, hanging out and letting things slide. Culture would drag you into court for littering with twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs as evidence while counterculture would shrug and invite you to dinner.

Culture was bureaucratically and violently absurd. Counterculture was humanely lovingly absurd.

That's still the image that the left likes to wear like an old pair of jeans. It's still just a bunch of easygoing fellows out to build community and take on Officer Obie’s senseless repressive rules. But then the counterculture became the culture and the left became Officer Obie.

Or President Obie.

If there's anyone who's going to drag you into court with twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs as proof; it's going to be the Officer Obies of the EPA. Except that a straightforward thing like littering would be much too sensible for environmental enforcement groups to bother with.  They're more likely to arrest you for collecting rainwater on your own property, making a guitar out of unfinished wood or cleaning up trash from your own property.

EPA Administrator Al Armendariaz, whose fiefdom included five states, told staffers that his philosophy of enforcement was borrowed from the Romans."They’d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw and they’d crucify them."

Compared to the Officer Obies of the ruling counterculture, the original model seems like a humanitarian and the soul of reason. If you ran afoul of Officer Armendariz, or Caesar Armendariz as he liked to be called, you would be very lucky to come away with nothing more than a twenty-five dollar fine and a few hours in jail.

A mere two decades after Arlo Guthrie began singing about being arrested on Thanksgiving for littering by Officer Obie, John Pozsgai was sentenced to three years in jail for “discharging pollutants into waters of the United States" for the crime of adding topsoil to his land.

And you can be sure that the evidence for the legal case which went on in varying forms for twenty years consisted of a lot more than a mere twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with a paragraph of text on the back.

There's a folk song in there alright, but it's not one that a liberal would listen to because every  progressive who grins when hearing Arlo joke about a federal case being made out of throwing some garbage off a cliff would want to hang him in real life.

Bill Ellen, a Vietnam veteran and conservationist who ran a shelter for injured wildlife, spent six months in jail for making duck ponds based on a 1989 reinterpretation of environmental law which stated that land which had water on it for seven days was considered Federally protected wetlands.

"That's as close as you can come to restitution for them, the ducks," the judge in the case declared. The judge has since retired to a more fitting post as a member of the Governor's Advisory Panel on License Plate Reader technology. There's probably a folk song in that, but no one would ever air it.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Jane F. Barrett called it "a premeditated environmental crime" and declared victory even though Ellen was only sentenced to six months in jail instead of three years.

"It might be true that five years ago Ellen wouldn't have to go to jail. But we're living in a different world now," she admitted.

And that different world is the world that progressives have made. They have made America into a nightmarish place that would horrify even Officer Obie. A place where you don't just go to jail for trashing public property, but for cleaning up your own.

Ellen's own Officer Obie has moved on to be the Director of the Environmental Law Clinic at the University of Maryland. Despite donating a few thousand dollars to Obama, she has yet to get the US Attorney gig that she had her eye on.

Doubtlessly though President Obie is sure to find a place for any legal eagle who can try to send a Marine Corps vet with two young children to jail for three years over a duck pond. 

But the final Officer Obie touch was yet to come.

The United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit reviewed the case and declared; "That Ellen believes that an offense of this magnitude is trivial or unimportant ironically exemplifies the need not to foreclose punishment by imprisonment."

The need to sentence a man to prison for a trivial offense because he believes rightly that it is a trivial offense is the definition of irony only behind the Iron Curtain. But in a more fitting definition of irony, the judge responsible for writing that decision lost his shot at a Supreme Court spot because he couldn't stop talking to the New York Times about being considered for the Supreme Court.

The justice of the Officer Obies, Judge Obies and President Obies may be blind, deaf and dumb; but sometimes a higher court than the Supreme Court intervenes with its own judgement.

The different world that U.S. Attorney Jane F. Barrett gleefully inhabits where a man may be sent to jail for a duck pond wasn't made by Officer Obie and the culture, but by the counterculture. If the laws of the culture made sense but were guilty of overreach, the laws of the counterculture are all overreach with no sense. The laws of the counterculture are every bit as addled as its art and its literature.

Seven years after Gibson Guitars worked with Arlo Guthrie to reconstruct Woody Guthrie's guitar and sell reproductions of it, a gang of Officer Obies burst into its Nashville factory with guns drawn looking for wood. And they did it again two years later accusing Gibson of making guitars out of wood that was not finished by Indian workers.

Both times the raids happened under the regime of President Obie who is the living culmination of everything that the counterculture hoped for. And what they hoped for was Officer Obie writ large with a teleprompter in one hand and an infinite rule book in the other.

The laws of the culture were rational. The laws of the counterculture are emotional. They exist because someone demanded them vehemently enough.

The pursuit of that humane and caring system instead gave us a system that sends men to jail for the unrepentant manufacture of duck ponds. It turned every Federal employee into Officer Obie and made Officer Obie in his various guises as environmental crusader, financial regulator and political activist with revolving door roles in government agencies into a progressive superhero.

The counterculture heroes aren't rebels anymore. They are the protectors of the values of the counterculture who suppress opposition by dissenters who don't want to buy health insurance, uppity photographers who don't want to take pictures at gay weddings and free spirits who build duck ponds without the proper permits.

In the culture, laws were made by men and carried out by professionals who understood the laws they were executing. In the counterculture, laws were made by activists and then modified by regulators and bureaucrats so many times that both the aforementioned trials involved extensive debates over what law was broken, whether it was broken and whether the law that may have been broken even existed.

In the counterculture the sheer morass of laws, regulations and interpretations of both means that there really is no law, only whim. No one ever knows what the law is. They only know whom they want punished and why.

Ridicule a law enough and it stops applying. Demonize a defendant enough and he is guilty. Truth is nothing. Emotion is everything. The humanitarian creativity of the counterculture was egotism dressed up in philosophy. It wanted what it wanted. And what it wanted, it got.

ObamaCare or ObieCare is based on a million regulations that no one understands holding up an oppressive system based on wishful thinking that can't work. President Obie is the perfect leader for an ideology that wants its fascist overreaches and abuses of power cloaked in cheerful grins and empty talk about sharing and community whose practical implications are defined in implementable legalese on Page 2809, subparagraph 81b, footnote 311 which no one has read.

Under the liberal Officer Obies, you can't get what you want at Alice's Restaurant. Not unless it meets State and Federal regulations, has listed calorie counts and doesn't contain any transfats. You can't get the health plan you want under ObieCare and you can't get much of anything else either except a lecture, a reeducation program or a prison term.

13 comments:

Victor said...

Bravo! To which re-education gulag will we be sent? Or maybe President Obie (& aren't all those medals impressive) will just sic one of his numerous policing agencies onto us.

Anonymous said...

Very astute! I find it disturbing that almost all of the artists and musicians that were at the forefront of the counterculture movement now safely mouth the talking points of the "man" and support this administration. They're either still mindlessly in the cult or flying under the radar to protect themselves. I think that's why movies and music have become empty and sterile. The west desperately needs a counterculture to the counterculture.
I remember reading a while back that Arlo is a Republican.

Anonymous said...

Ironically, the Cathedral/Left has burnt through so much accumulated social capital that there's no more fuel for it. They must be confused-- what is there left for them to subvert? What's next? In the economic realm-- outright confiscation? In the social realm-- pedophilia (gun control seems too hard... for the moment)? I'm serious-- what is there left for them to burn down? It is a major issue for them-- without a target to galvanize them, the Leftist is lost.

Anonymous said...

the "father-rapers, and other mean, ugly, nasty people on the group 'W' bench" are now a protected sub-class, with their own pending court cases which will affirm their right to rape and possibly marry their fathers. This must be true, because rehabilitation is in and of itself a form of bigoty.

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

it's their identity and they are a persecuted class now

Anonymous said...

"A mere two decades after Arlo Guthrie began singing about being arrested on Thanksgiving for littering by Officer Obie, John Pozsgai was sentenced to three years in jail for “discharging pollutants into waters of the United States" for the crime of adding topsoil to his land."

A mere two decades seems to put this into the Reagan Administration. So that ain't the "counterculture" or the "Left." It's worse than just one side, it's the "inside" that's going to these extremes. Pilloring Obama may be fun and easy, but it doesn't go deep enough.

Jerome

Anonymous said...

Dear Sultan,
Officer Obie was a cop. No mention of military in that part of the narrative

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

the military reference is in the next part but it's the overall theme

Anonymous said...

Not to pick a nit, but the "adding topsoil to his land" guy was a criminal. He was warned long in advance the land he purchased was protected wetland, he began filling before he even owned the land, even after being told by multiple engineers that he was breaking the law. Just filling your land could negatively affect water runoff, drainage, storage, etc, in times of extreme rainfall. Having lived FL and another state near wetlands, I have a bit of experience with flooding, neighbors filling in their property, and necessary drainage.

See http://articles.philly.com/1990-01-26/news/25909697_1_john-pozsgai-wetlands-provisions-wetlands-determination

Anonymous said...

The essay is excellent, per usual, however...that said, the use of the Medal of Honor in the graphic, associated in any way with him, is out of line.

DenisO said...

In 1970 Richard Nixon "instituted" the EPA, and he was not an environmental extremist. He gave the Left a "break", as smog in L.A. was bad politics. I'm sure he never dreamed of the monster that would evolve. If you want examples of the insanity that has evolved, look a California where it is most extreme. The Inspectors enforce rules that they don't understand and can't defend. Businesses close down or move out of State, and the regulations hurt the consumer the most.
We need to find a slogan-ish word picture to describe the runaway madness of the so-called Environmentalist.
Recently, I heard the word "Enemedia" to describe the Leftist MSM. "Feel good" dogma and policies have only one purpose to elevate those who "care" to the Saintly status they think they deserve. Results don't matter, they believe, but painful results do matter and the Public will rebel, at some point. First they have to achieve consciousness.
Regards,

Anonymous said...

Nice attempt at the old "Republicans/conservatives do it too!" defense of ideas and tactics that stem from leftism. For all I know, Pozsgai may indeed have been targeted specifcally by the Reagan white house. But these agencies like the Epa have a life of their own and a culture of their own regardless of who's in the oval office. And that culture is of a kind as the lefty hippies who wouldve cheered Guthrie.

Anonymous said...

Well gee, you shouldve testified against him then. You mightve buttressed the case against him, and then they couldve come down even harder on Pozsgai and family. Serves him right - after all, something "negative" "could" have happened to the landfill across the street from Pozgai's property in that industrial area of Morristown PA that reminds you so much of Flirida.

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